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| This is NOT the house we are currently in escrow to buy. |
PRICED TO SELL!!!: It is possible that there are no baseboards, flooring, pipes, toilets, walls, etc.
Unique floor plan: The bathroom window opens into a definitely-not-up-to-code, small sun room with not one, not two, but THREE ceiling fans.
Needs TLC: It may not be ready for you to live in but you can immediately start to grow marijuana in the garage on the handy dandy built-in shelves with overhead fluorescent lights.
Cooling = Other: The windows open.
Low maintenance yard: There is one dirt patch.
With a little work, it will shine again!!!: See "PRICED TO SELL!!!"
hahaa! It's all about speaking their language :-D
ReplyDeleteLol! So funny and true! When my hubby and I were looking we were pretty amazed at what people do to their houses. For example, a friend of ours looked at a house with a fairly suspicious basement room that contained a stage... I'll let you draw your own conclusions...
ReplyDeleteI saw a house posted today where the seller (bank, I think) has not seen the inside and potential buyers cannot see the inside before making an offer. It is going to the highest bidder and will be sold "as is". Scary!
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